Sarcasm/Sass/Snark

Wear these socks when you want everybody else to be quiet, go away, and just leave you alone. These socks should be standard issue for EVERY Introvert. Wear them as...

"I Can't People Today.” Sometimes people-ing is just too much, and ya don’t wanna do it. Let this wooden magnet say what you’re feeling. 2.5” x 2.5” x .33”. 

A perfect coffee mug doesn't exist...oh!...wait a minute! Here's a miniature version of the classic coffee pot used in diners across America, but this one holds just enough for you....

“Nope Not Today” Magnet: This one is self-explanatory. Just a whole lotta NOPE for a whole lotta things. Let this wooden magnet say what you’re feeling. 2.5” x 2.5” x...

“I Had To Deal With People Today” is a good reason to drink from this glass. Be it wine, lemonade, water, or whatever. You’re thinking it, and this stemless wine...

Peaceful Evening. This candle smells like canceled plans & staying at home doing nothing. Not like a social event you're dreading. It's perfect for Introverts and Homebodies everywhere. It is a lovely blend cedar,...

Home Sweet Home. This candle smells like your haven & that there's no place you'd rather be. Not like being out in public. It's perfect for Introverts and Homebodies everywhere....

“It’s Fine. I’m Fine. Everything’s Fine.” This is my mantra. Is it yours? I think it might be everybody’s theme these days, eh? We are not meant to have this...

Badass, Sass, & Class. This candle smells like speaking your mind & not having time for anybody else's nonsense. Not like fake smiling. It's perfect for Introverts and Homebodies everywhere. It is a lovely...

Have you ever wished you had a list of handy dandy excuses to use when you don’t want to people? Well, now you do have that list in the form...

Every Introvert knows that cancelled plans are the BEST plans! Declare your love for cancelled plans with this canvas bag (faux leather handles with stylish gold rivets)). Ample size of...

Cozy In Bed. This candle smells like clean sheets, new pj's, sleeping in until noon, & sweet dreams. Not like Monday morning. It's perfect for Introverts and Homebodies everywhere. It...

Before the Bubble. After the Burst. Back in the days when Dot Com was just a notion.... These double 3.5" disc sided notepads are a way to pay tribute to...

Sarcasm Is My Superpower. What’s yours? This notepad is perfect to jot down important things while staying true to your personality. Perfect gift for your sassiest friend. Measures 5" x...

How hilarious is this? A decorative pillow that is literally a “Decorative Pillow”. Get it for yourself or as a gift for somebody because you can never have too many...

Comfortably Mum. This candle smells like a comfortable silence you enjoy & being able to hear yourself think. Not like inane small talk. It's perfect for Introverts and Homebodies everywhere. It is...

"One Drink Away From Telling Everyone What I Really Think" Make wine nights and family dinners super fun with this snarky wine glass! Oh look, its wine o'clock! Hand wash...

“Oh, I’m sorry—did I just blow your mind?” Hilarious bird telling it like it is. Great art for your refrigerator or any magnetic surface. Measures 2.125” x 3.125”.

You’re thinking it, and these magnets are saying it. Snarky. Sarcastic. True. Each magnet is 1.25". Attaches to metal surfaces - refrigerators, dishwashers, filing cabinets, lockers, etc.

Tell them that you don’t like MEET with this sweet lilac and pink pin. Double pin backing to stay put. Great for your lapel, backpack, or bag. Measures approx 1.25”...

Quiet Ambience. This candle smells like absolutely nothing with a heaping helping of solitude. Not like a big crowd. It's perfect for Introverts and Homebodies everywhere. It is a lovely blend nothing and is...

COLOR ME INTROVERTED! Is a coloring book for all the Introverts out there and for all the Extraverts who wish they were Introverts! INTROVERT is a Latin term that dates...

Ever need a cat, but there's no cat around? The Emergency Cat Sounds sound maker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream...

Be your own guru! Change your own life! Make your own magic! Therapy--and, for that matter, enlightenment--is expensive. Why wait for the answers to be revealed from a shrink, guru,...

Love is freaking amazing. Tell them you freaking love them with this sign. This rustic wooden ornament/sign is debossed  with heart designs and "All You Need Is Love" sentiment. Features twisted...

Need an excuse to NOT socialize? Are you always running late? Do you need to get out of going for lunch with co-workers you don't like? Worry no longer! With a...

Sometimes love be like that. Even when they irk you, you still love them, and you can tell hem that with this sign. A rustic-inspired wooden box sign with a "You...

Work happens. Wine helps. A chic stemless wine glass featuring a metallic "Because Holidays" sentiment. Hand wash only; holds 15 oz. Comes gorgeously packaged in a sturdy, high-quality cylinder box showing...

"My modus operandi is dial up the awesome." Hilarious bird telling it like it is. Great art for your refrigerator or any magnetic surface. Measures 2.125” x 3.125”.

Soothe yourself after a long week. You can rescue yourself from the Week from Hell with this handy little Survival Kit. This kit includes a 2 oz Hand Rescue, 0.5 oz...