Excuses Dice

Need an excuse to NOT socialize? Are you always running late? Do you need to get out of going for lunch with co-workers you don't like? Worry no longer! With a quick roll of a dice, you have a mostly plausible excuse. Contains 6 excuses:

• Washing My Hair
• Overslept
• Lost My Keys
• Not Vegan Friendly
• Abducted By Aliens
• Dog's Birthday